Le frasi migliori

“A lie is just a story ruined by the truth.”

“The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old.” (Da “Zip, Zip, Zip”)

Barney: “Lesson one: lose the goatee. It doesn’t go with your suit” Ted: “I’m not wearing a suit” Barney:”Lesson two: get a suit”

“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!” (Da “How I Met Everyone Else” )

“There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.” (Da “Return of the Shirt”)

“There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?” (Da “Bagpipes”)

“Robin’s more than awesome. She’s awe-some-more. She’s even awe-quite-a-lot.” (Da “Definitions”)

“Now let’s be clear, I don’t love her okay? I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m wearing a brown suede vest.” (Da “Mosbious Design”)

“God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know I don’t talk to you enough, although many women cry out your name during sex. Awesome!” (Da Not a Father’s Day)

“So you had a drink thrown in your face. Happens to me all the time. Pretty soon you will be able to anticipate it, and when you do… free drink.” (Da Rebound Bro)

“This is so going in my blog!”(Da Wait Fot It)

“Ted, you are my bro, and soon you will become a henpecked, beaten-down shell of a man. Tonight, we are having a no-holds-barred celebraiton of brohood, a broing away party, a brolebration, a bro-choice rally, brotime at the Apollo.” (Da Moving Day)

[Dopo aver visto il ritratto che Lily ha dipinto su di lui] “She left out little Barney… Barnickle Jr… My Barnana…” (Da Columns)

“Discouraging pre-marital sex is against my religion..” (Da First Time In New York)

“Because after 2 AM is when things get- audience say it with me- LEGENDARY.” (Da Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.)

Woo-Girls Monologue

“The world absolutely needs woo-girls. If there were no woo-girls, there’d be no Girls Gone Wild. No bachelorette parties. No Las Vegas poolside bars. All the things that you hold dearest, Lilly, would be gone. The souvenir shot glass industry would collapse. So would the body glitter industry. And the stretch hummer rental industry. Tiny cowboy hats…would be worn only…by tiny cowboys. And when “Brown Eyed Girl” would come up on the jukebox, all you would hear, would be silence. And “Brown Eyed Girl”. But who would woo, Lilly? Who. Would. Woo. Would you? Would you? Woo?” (Da Woooo!)

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